10.25.2005
Power Word: Late Causes Fear No Save In All Males
Huzzah, another all-five-of-us-post day.
Dave FoO, okay I'll just tell you that the mace gives a +1 to hit and damage. Although you solidly whollop on the Crystal G, your blow has little effect and he just laughs it off. However, your rhymes on the other hand seem to take him aback... 4 hp!
Cinder, okay, you drink the potion. Not sure where you're getting the two weapons stats from in the 1E PH. There may be something on it in the 1E DMG though, I can't recall. Can someone please provide a citation?
You guys all miss, but Brogg, the G seems a bit troubled by your lyrics as well. 4 more hp in damage.
The G retaliates as only he can:
Feeling? Great.
THACO? 8.
My armor? Plate.
Your lady? Late.
Skill checks? Made.
Got bills? They're paid.
Getting? Laid.
Your rhyme flight? Delayed.
Your skills? Got owned.
All other MCs? Dethroned.
Because? My lyrics are honed.
And your lady? I boned.
Ouch, another 5 hp to everyone. This drops Marivhon.
Next round. Cinder, although you've got some nice rolls, your swords have no effect on the G. Dave FoO, you bring in a Bear Of The Month. Please roll a d12 to determine which month it happens to be on the bear plane. (Stats to be posted later tonight.)
1: Black bear
2: Brown bear
3: Panda bear
4: Grizzly bear
5: Sun bear
6: Koala bear
7: Care bear
8: Bugbear
9: Paddington bear
10: Were-bear
11: Polar bear
12: Teddy Ruxpin
Dave FoO, okay I'll just tell you that the mace gives a +1 to hit and damage. Although you solidly whollop on the Crystal G, your blow has little effect and he just laughs it off. However, your rhymes on the other hand seem to take him aback... 4 hp!
Cinder, okay, you drink the potion. Not sure where you're getting the two weapons stats from in the 1E PH. There may be something on it in the 1E DMG though, I can't recall. Can someone please provide a citation?
You guys all miss, but Brogg, the G seems a bit troubled by your lyrics as well. 4 more hp in damage.
The G retaliates as only he can:
Feeling? Great.
THACO? 8.
My armor? Plate.
Your lady? Late.
Skill checks? Made.
Got bills? They're paid.
Getting? Laid.
Your rhyme flight? Delayed.
Your skills? Got owned.
All other MCs? Dethroned.
Because? My lyrics are honed.
And your lady? I boned.
Ouch, another 5 hp to everyone. This drops Marivhon.
Next round. Cinder, although you've got some nice rolls, your swords have no effect on the G. Dave FoO, you bring in a Bear Of The Month. Please roll a d12 to determine which month it happens to be on the bear plane. (Stats to be posted later tonight.)
1: Black bear
2: Brown bear
3: Panda bear
4: Grizzly bear
5: Sun bear
6: Koala bear
7: Care bear
8: Bugbear
9: Paddington bear
10: Were-bear
11: Polar bear
12: Teddy Ruxpin
