10.25.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
Hey - whoa! I don't have spells yet! I took that mace! I wanted to peek into the other 'rooms' before exploring anywhere!
Ah, well. Dave, Fist of Odin is nothing if not tolerant of those in the 'not clobberable' category, like the DM.
This guy, though - he's made out of crystal? Well, I have a BLUNT WEAPON, motherfucker, and you're about to see what kind of shattering there is to be had in the world.
BR 16, which hits AC 2, unless the mace gives bonuses.
Does the mace give bonuses? I'm just asking, 'cuz otherwise I'm gonna write 'unless the mace gives bonuses' every time.
Every Time! We'll start to get a little sick of it. Maybe it'd be better just to say.
Anyway. Damage? BR 4, so 6, unless the mace gives bonuses.
See?
Next round I bring in the Bear Of The Month. I hope it's not a care bear.
Oh - and allow me . .. .
Well look at this motherfucker - he's all Crystal G
But he's gonna go down like 1 - 2 - 3
'Cuz I'm Dave Fist of Odin and it's plain to see
That (THWACK!) a straight Crystal Killa is what I be
Your move, sir!
Ah, well. Dave, Fist of Odin is nothing if not tolerant of those in the 'not clobberable' category, like the DM.
This guy, though - he's made out of crystal? Well, I have a BLUNT WEAPON, motherfucker, and you're about to see what kind of shattering there is to be had in the world.
BR 16, which hits AC 2, unless the mace gives bonuses.
Does the mace give bonuses? I'm just asking, 'cuz otherwise I'm gonna write 'unless the mace gives bonuses' every time.
Every Time! We'll start to get a little sick of it. Maybe it'd be better just to say.
Anyway. Damage? BR 4, so 6, unless the mace gives bonuses.
See?
Next round I bring in the Bear Of The Month. I hope it's not a care bear.
Oh - and allow me . .. .
Well look at this motherfucker - he's all Crystal G
But he's gonna go down like 1 - 2 - 3
'Cuz I'm Dave Fist of Odin and it's plain to see
That (THWACK!) a straight Crystal Killa is what I be
Your move, sir!
