Dave, Fist of Odin
Garden of Thorns, eh? Sigh. Those poems make me feel sad, like regret for a life spent well, but spent. Double sigh. Dave, Fist of Odin, allows one solitary tear to roll down his cheek as a tribute to Things Gone Past.
But Odin's Chosen are not ones to wallow - no, we are people of Action! Us Fists of Odin are also not the best thinkers in the world, so unless someone has some ideas about the clues here, I say we go clobber some Tik-Tok man.
And hey Rob - what about the Magical Ape for the magical attacks? Or does this refer to an ape who can do the French Drop? I mean, I'm all about joining the Bear Of The Month club - but a bit worried for the month when I get 'The Panda Bear. This gentle giant...'
Of course the Polar Bear month would rock, and seriously kick some ass. 'Uh-oh, we are being attacked by brigands! Whatever shall we do?
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"RRRAUGH" says the Polar Bear, and hilarity ensues.