Dave, Fist of Odin
I head inside, towards the stage, to practice my ballet. While on the outside I am Dave, Fist of Odin, clobberer of the unclobbered and drinker of ale, on the inside I am a fancy ballerina princess.
Realizing that this might not be the time and place to reveal my inner pretty person, I blush inside my armor and check out the piano.