Clear As Fricking Day
Cinder, first off, Caruthers has only two sons. That third guy? The third son? That's actually Marivhon, half-elven monk of Grisbane, and he'd appreciate not being tied up, thanks.
Mike the zombie has been looting pretty extensively while you guys have been fuckin' around. But there's still some stuff. A bottle of fine wine, two small portraits of the boys, and roll WI and a d6.
No correspondence from Vrill, nothing on the Knights of Armek, Armeck, Merck, or Amtrak.
Brogg sez:
How long have you known Mr. Gregory Vrill?Who? Never heard of the chap. Honestly!
Where is Mr. Vrill now?I really have no idea what you're talking about.
Where are the papers concerning Mr. Vrill's case against us?Oh, uh, right. Right. That Mr. Vrill. Sorry, you see, I'm not really used to ruffians breaking into my home and holding my boys hostage. Um, Mr., this Vrill chap as you say, I represent him in court. You know, to handle certain matters and procedures. All the papers are kept over in the cabinet in the next room. Here's the key, help yourself.
Where are all of the papers you have concerning Mr. Vrill?Um, what? Like I said, over there in the cabinet. (What an odd fellow.)
Have you heard of the Knights of Armek? If so, what do you know about them?Can't say that I have.
Have you ever heard of the Oracle of Gryss? If so, what do you know about him?Can't say that I have.
Have you ever heard of the Monks of Progress? If so, what do you know about them?Can't say that I have.
And finally,Do you have any beer?Can't say that I have. Oh no, wait, there's some in the fridge. Help yourselves. Hope you like Bass.
Sure enough, there are a shitload of legal documents in the cabinet. IQ checks for all to find out what they mean, because they sure aren't clear as fricking day.