9.17.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
Sweet.
As a Man of the People, I'm talking up Greetles. He's got my vote, and as the Fist of Odin that's gotta be worth something. Besides, I buy a LOT of drinks. I mean, a LOT. It helps Greetles' campaign AND it's the kind of thing my God likes done, so it really works out quite well.
How soon is the election? Enough time to level up? Because: "Speak with the dead mayor? I can do that, most definately. However, I shall need some time to research such a powerful application of my God's wisdom. Say, about 500xp worth of time. For now, I will sequester the body in a safe location"
Somewhere in that time we should be able to devise a tricky plan. I mean, maybe not me, of course, since my trickiest plan involves bashing the guy BEFORE he bashes me. I'm just saying a tricky plan seems to be called for here. What we need is . . . an illusionist! Perhaps we could reach a deal with that guy - the enemy of my friend is . . . no wait, the friend of my dead werewolf mayor is . . . Well, you know what I mean.
Of course, as a tricky illusionist, that plan might come back to bite us in the ass, so maybe not. Can we find a potion of ventriloquism or something? Although that seems to be more a Loki thing than an Odin thing - but fuck it. My God helps those who . . . those who . . . well, my God helps ME, is what I know, and He's the kind of God who doesn't really give a fuck about too much.
As a Man of the People, I'm talking up Greetles. He's got my vote, and as the Fist of Odin that's gotta be worth something. Besides, I buy a LOT of drinks. I mean, a LOT. It helps Greetles' campaign AND it's the kind of thing my God likes done, so it really works out quite well.
How soon is the election? Enough time to level up? Because: "Speak with the dead mayor? I can do that, most definately. However, I shall need some time to research such a powerful application of my God's wisdom. Say, about 500xp worth of time. For now, I will sequester the body in a safe location"
Somewhere in that time we should be able to devise a tricky plan. I mean, maybe not me, of course, since my trickiest plan involves bashing the guy BEFORE he bashes me. I'm just saying a tricky plan seems to be called for here. What we need is . . . an illusionist! Perhaps we could reach a deal with that guy - the enemy of my friend is . . . no wait, the friend of my dead werewolf mayor is . . . Well, you know what I mean.
Of course, as a tricky illusionist, that plan might come back to bite us in the ass, so maybe not. Can we find a potion of ventriloquism or something? Although that seems to be more a Loki thing than an Odin thing - but fuck it. My God helps those who . . . those who . . . well, my God helps ME, is what I know, and He's the kind of God who doesn't really give a fuck about too much.
