Dave, Fist of Odin
I can best the Druid Smallwood.
I will best him with a . . . (BR 7) . . . with a clobbering NEXT round. Perhaps this round I am stunned by the entry of a druid with a dog and a bird and a firestick.
Next round, BR gives me a 20! Ha! And for damage . . . BR says 2! Ummm . . . well, that's really a 4, doubled to 8, so I guess that's okay. 8 points of besting, clobbering damage!