Brogg:
Smallwood?! Now that's too easy! -I can't even do it.
Ok, maybe I can.
Ok, Twigdick, let's see what you've got! But first, let me take care of this dog of yours... Taste the Wrath of Grisbane you mutt! BR:7, hmm... that's AC:9, probably not.
Well, if I am still up, next round BRs:11,7. I am thinking that AC:5 should do it. BR:8, that's 12 points of damage!
Smallwood. Is that your given name, or did somebody really hate one one of your ancestors?
BTW, I think that I should actually be at 7, not 18. Not that I mind being at 18...