Brogg:
Hmm... no family to speak of. Hmm...
Ok, here's an idea: We loot the Mayor's residence and use the money to launch a "Ronald Greetles for Mayor" campaign! With all of the great work that Ronald has done with Shady Orchards, I am sure that the small town of Grito would be no problem. We already have the Blackwall's support. Union support is key. Would the people elect a kobold?
Let's ask Ronnie what he thinks.
Here's my rolls:51,55,79. Crap that can only grab gems if we are lucky.
We do a thorough search of the cave and head back to the Orchards. I grab a couple of zombies and with their help, I bury the Mayor in the garden. Rest in peace, poor guy. May Grisbane guide you in your next journey. -Yeah, us Grisbanics believe in reincarnation.
Oh yeah, I bury those soccer T's and any other evidence too. Sorry, Dave, Fist of Odin, that means that signet ring, too.
Wait, I have the
Bank key? Holy shit.