8.23.2005
When Raccoons Steal Tea, Good People Die
Okay Brogg, PFEd. Dave, you do 8 hp with a well-timed mace bash to Imperial Master Don Katsu, clocking him in the face. He takes a step back, tests his lip... mm? Sure enough, you drew blood. He nods and smiles slightly and says "Well I see one of you at least is done with diapers!"
Cinder, you try to strike Don Katsu, but he pulls an amazing move. He nimbly leaps on top of your head, then comes down right behind you, grabs your swordarm, and swing! You actually hit Dave Fist of Odin with your sword! Armor soaks 2 of that 3, for 1 hp net. Which might be a crappy round for Don Katsu... except that that wasn't his round! That was your round Cinder!
5 turns to Shi Jukka and says: "Whoa, that was pretty cool. Can you do that?"
Shi: "No." Thinks for a second, then adds: "But I can breathe fire, I guess."
5: "Well that's something."
Don Katsu says: "That was a famous move called Raccoon Steals the Tea. You will see a variant of this move coming up soon. But first, how do you like my Sun Greeting, bobcat-san?" With that, before the bobcat can get some of his own fighting moves in, Don Katsu grabs him and shucks him kinda like a corncob, pulling off the cat's skin and muscle with one hand, and ripping out the intact cat skeleton with the other hand. Because there has been some recent confusion over the game mechanic meaning of some of my flavor text: this means the cat is dead and cannot attack.
Oh, and Moby Ru heals Don Katsu to full with the power of meditation. Mike the zombie shoots Don Katsu, but he easily dodges the bolt. Doesn't even pay any attention to that.
HP check:
Brogg: 10/21
Cinder: 13/20
Dave: 19/28
Marivhon: 7/7 (pending fire breath save)
Mike: 11/17
Cinder, you try to strike Don Katsu, but he pulls an amazing move. He nimbly leaps on top of your head, then comes down right behind you, grabs your swordarm, and swing! You actually hit Dave Fist of Odin with your sword! Armor soaks 2 of that 3, for 1 hp net. Which might be a crappy round for Don Katsu... except that that wasn't his round! That was your round Cinder!
5 turns to Shi Jukka and says: "Whoa, that was pretty cool. Can you do that?"
Shi: "No." Thinks for a second, then adds: "But I can breathe fire, I guess."
5: "Well that's something."
Don Katsu says: "That was a famous move called Raccoon Steals the Tea. You will see a variant of this move coming up soon. But first, how do you like my Sun Greeting, bobcat-san?" With that, before the bobcat can get some of his own fighting moves in, Don Katsu grabs him and shucks him kinda like a corncob, pulling off the cat's skin and muscle with one hand, and ripping out the intact cat skeleton with the other hand. Because there has been some recent confusion over the game mechanic meaning of some of my flavor text: this means the cat is dead and cannot attack.
Oh, and Moby Ru heals Don Katsu to full with the power of meditation. Mike the zombie shoots Don Katsu, but he easily dodges the bolt. Doesn't even pay any attention to that.
HP check:
Brogg: 10/21
Cinder: 13/20
Dave: 19/28
Marivhon: 7/7 (pending fire breath save)
Mike: 11/17
