Suspiciously Out Of Comment Cards Uh, yeah, you can still get Blackwall Thiefs potions, here's the listing:

Healing: 1d8+2, 75 gp
Extra-Healing: 2d8+4, 200 gp
Curing (poison and disease): 150 gp
Invisibility: 200 gp
Levitation: 150 gp
Silence poison: -2 to save, 200 gp
Paralytic poison: 1d4+1 rounds paralyzed, 300 gp
ST, DX, CN poison: -1d4 to each ability, 200 gp
Damage poison I: +1d4+1, -1 to save, 50 gp
Damage poison II: +1d6+2, -2 to save, 100 gp
Damage poison III: +1d8+3, -3 to save, 150 gp

But only Cinder can buy them, so you have to give him the money.

No magic maces for sale. A helmet is 2 gp, more if you want like a spike, flames, the word "DAVE", or a dragon engraved onto it.

Brogg, okay, potions bought. Yeah, the Guild has a comment box "We value and appreciate your opinion! Let us know how we can best serve you!" but they seem to be currently out of comment forms.

Marivhon, okay, during the two months downtime, you pay to take a tour of the Monks of Progress new facility. You join a tour group that will take you up into the mountains for a total of five days (two days up, two days back). You're in a small group with five other tourists and two monks.

The journey up is devoid of wandering encounters. However, it looks like the monks have been working hard to repair the crappy old mountain trails... some of the trails are even paved. There are a few signs along the road, like "This road repaired courtesy of the Monks of Progress. You are on the right road!" or "They say all good things must end... but not all Lawful Good things! Please don't litter, thanks, the Monks of Progress."

On the second day, the trail begins to look familiar. In fact, you've been here before, when you were returning from the unicorns, and Dave's augury sent you on the high road... you're on the high road again! In fact, you pass a sign that a couple monks are repainting that reads "The Hall of Grunna". It's being repainted to say "Yes! You're on the Road to Progress!"

Finally, they take you and the other tourists to a massive temple. It looks like a large wooden banquet hall, I mean, really massive. Three stories tall, enormous 15' front doors, the size of a football field or such, on a large rocky plateau overlooking an icy fjord. A few monks are there training and trimming the orchards in the front, they smile and wave hello.

You're shown around the place, which is still in renovation, and you sleep in the guest quarters. You don't really get too much of a tour, just shown the main hall, training facilities, and the recording studio. There's also a large trophy room. Apparently, the Grand Master isn't around; he's in Nirvana writing a book with Primus, on sabbatical all year.

Anyway, you wake up the next morning, have a typical monk breakfast with the other monks, and head back to Durth.  ¶ 1:35 PM