8.07.2005
ROTF, LMZAO
Mike the zombie chuckles and thinks it's a pretty good joke. He's got one:
"Knock... Knock."
("Who's there?")
"VRILL"
("Vrill who?")
"Vrill... who... sucks... my... nut! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALOLOLOL"
Well, I mean, you know, he's a zombie. At least he's trying.
Anyway, you guys continue back to where the sinkhole is, manage to find it, and climb out. It's dark and foggy now, so you travel a bit slowly and somewhat, although you hate to admit it, randomly. Sure, you can camp, Dave can Augury if he likes, receiving the message "TAKE THE HIGH ROAD" from Odin or whoever is checking Odin's 2nd Circle mail. The, uh, High Road? You're not sure what that really means, but you find a trail leading up along a ridge and go for it, because in the morning the fog is even worse than before.
None of you being Rangers, Navigators, or Direction Sense-itive, you can't really get your bearings and head back to Durth. Alas, training will have to wait a little while longer, thieves. But the high road it is, and after another full day of traveling, you come to a rickety old sign that reads:
Hmm, okay, well, although a day later Dave is still in shock, maybe checking up on Grunna ain't such a bad idea. At least there won't be any unicorns or ochre jellies. Probably just some mead and hot valkyrie babes. Sounds like a plan. You continue along the very old, overgrown trail, still making your way through the miserable fog, until you come to another road...
This concludes C1: Against the Unicorn King! Next up is C2: Against the Grand Master of Flowers (a module for characters level 10-14)!!
You camp for the night, wake in the morning and heal to full, so now everyone's okay, except Dave's still helmetless, thanks to a cunning ochre jelly.
And speaking of jellies and a helmet...
"Knock... Knock."
("Who's there?")
"VRILL"
("Vrill who?")
"Vrill... who... sucks... my... nut! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALOLOLOL"
Well, I mean, you know, he's a zombie. At least he's trying.
Anyway, you guys continue back to where the sinkhole is, manage to find it, and climb out. It's dark and foggy now, so you travel a bit slowly and somewhat, although you hate to admit it, randomly. Sure, you can camp, Dave can Augury if he likes, receiving the message "TAKE THE HIGH ROAD" from Odin or whoever is checking Odin's 2nd Circle mail. The, uh, High Road? You're not sure what that really means, but you find a trail leading up along a ridge and go for it, because in the morning the fog is even worse than before.
None of you being Rangers, Navigators, or Direction Sense-itive, you can't really get your bearings and head back to Durth. Alas, training will have to wait a little while longer, thieves. But the high road it is, and after another full day of traveling, you come to a rickety old sign that reads:
Thee Great Hall of Grunna
Valkyrie of God, Deliverer of Valhalla
Straight Ahead to the Fork, Take a Right
Hmm, okay, well, although a day later Dave is still in shock, maybe checking up on Grunna ain't such a bad idea. At least there won't be any unicorns or ochre jellies. Probably just some mead and hot valkyrie babes. Sounds like a plan. You continue along the very old, overgrown trail, still making your way through the miserable fog, until you come to another road...
This concludes C1: Against the Unicorn King! Next up is C2: Against the Grand Master of Flowers (a module for characters level 10-14)!!
You camp for the night, wake in the morning and heal to full, so now everyone's okay, except Dave's still helmetless, thanks to a cunning ochre jelly.
And speaking of jellies and a helmet...
