8.28.2005
Mysterious X Is The Only Option On Your Dance Card Tonight
You can cut the tension with a d3 knife. It's the real thing here muchacos, the Grand Master of Flowers himself. You killed a lot of monks and... well, that's what you did. And now Big Boss is here just like if you were playing NES.
Brogg, your augury reveals this: "One of you will die each round you fight this awesome monk."
Dave, just trust me on this one, hp check ain't necessary at this point. This guy gets 4 attacks each round, each for 8d4. 13 hp, 17 hp, it's a little gratuitous.
And sorry, but Odin's not taking any d% calls today, he's got a killer hangover and is watching something on manta rays on the Discovery Channel.
Dave, Grunna is NOT knocked over. You really can't budge her. I mean, she was featured on www.brickshithouse.com several months ago, so forget about 'knocking her over'. She's totally unresponsive to anything you say or do, just lamely offering you some Nestea. Bad case of the retardation or something.
Mysterious X's cellphone rings. "Talk to me. Hey. Yeah, you know, just sorta, you know, pissing on some embers at the home front. We... Yeah, absolutely. The book thing is killer. Mm-hmm. Hey, now maybe isn't the greatest time for this, I'm a little 'b-to-the-izzay', if you... No, it's cool, it's fine, I'll just call you back when we're all done here. Cool. Yeah, ye.. Cool. Okay. Great. Okay, later."
Mysterious X smiles sort of sheepishly. "Sorry about that. There's always someone wanting a piece I guess. Right, so, whenever you're ready."
Brogg, your augury reveals this: "One of you will die each round you fight this awesome monk."
Dave, just trust me on this one, hp check ain't necessary at this point. This guy gets 4 attacks each round, each for 8d4. 13 hp, 17 hp, it's a little gratuitous.
And sorry, but Odin's not taking any d% calls today, he's got a killer hangover and is watching something on manta rays on the Discovery Channel.
Dave, Grunna is NOT knocked over. You really can't budge her. I mean, she was featured on www.brickshithouse.com several months ago, so forget about 'knocking her over'. She's totally unresponsive to anything you say or do, just lamely offering you some Nestea. Bad case of the retardation or something.
Mysterious X's cellphone rings. "Talk to me. Hey. Yeah, you know, just sorta, you know, pissing on some embers at the home front. We... Yeah, absolutely. The book thing is killer. Mm-hmm. Hey, now maybe isn't the greatest time for this, I'm a little 'b-to-the-izzay', if you... No, it's cool, it's fine, I'll just call you back when we're all done here. Cool. Yeah, ye.. Cool. Okay. Great. Okay, later."
Mysterious X smiles sort of sheepishly. "Sorry about that. There's always someone wanting a piece I guess. Right, so, whenever you're ready."
