8.09.2005
Fuck It
Yeah, no Dave, no Dave quest. Too bad. Wha' happen? He forget to pay his AOL bill this month or something?
Anyway, Brogg, let's just say you Speak With Some More Animals, and instead of taking a right towards Grunna's, you head left down the mountain. Two days later, no random encounters later, you're back in town. Huzzah. Thieves can train if they got the $$.
Brogg, I suppose you're interested in that WI point Grettin and Shettin mentioned. Okay, so you guys head over to the Grisbane temple. There's lots of temple fanfare, congratulations for killing Andicorn, you the man. Er, half-man. You the half-man.
So Grettin and Shettin come out to meet you, you're dressed in a ceremonial black robe holding Andicorn's horn out in front of you. Shettin nods wisely (Grettin's not really paying attention, just playing his Gameboy) and smiles and you benignly. "Good work my son. The Ritual of +1 WI can begin. Take this mortar and pestle and grind the horn to dust."
You take the mortar and pestle, carved of magic marble, and begin the arduous process of grinding up the 5 foot long horn. It'll basically take you all day and night. Shettin continues.
"However, while you're doing this, there is a very important thing you must also do. You must..." and before he can finish, Grettin looks up and shouts:
"YOU GOTTA HAVE A THEME SONG!!!"
There's some cheering from the audience: "Yes, a song! Sing us a song!" "You must have one!" "Bueno!"
Shettin, stunned, clears his throat. The hall goes quiet. Shettin looks at his- well, not brother, really? His other face or head or whatever, with a look that's one part disgust, one part pity, one part incredulous. Grettin grins stupidly and goes back to his video game. In the silence of the halls, you hear some bleeps and bloops... sounds kinda like Tetris, actually.
Shettin quietly says to Grettin: "Um, look, you're doing it all wrong. You have to make the shapes fit, I told you this already." Grettin ignores him.
Shettin looks at you: "Uh, anyway, I guess it has been decreed that you must sing your theme song. I had another ritual in mind, but why don't we just save that for later. Instead, you must craft a song about..." he sighs "A song about yourself. Please begin."
Back to town time. Brogg's busy. Mike buys Dave a hankerchief and wipes the drool trickling down his chin. His armor is also just NASTY from days of, you know, basic paralysis. Everyone else?
Anyway, Brogg, let's just say you Speak With Some More Animals, and instead of taking a right towards Grunna's, you head left down the mountain. Two days later, no random encounters later, you're back in town. Huzzah. Thieves can train if they got the $$.
Brogg, I suppose you're interested in that WI point Grettin and Shettin mentioned. Okay, so you guys head over to the Grisbane temple. There's lots of temple fanfare, congratulations for killing Andicorn, you the man. Er, half-man. You the half-man.
So Grettin and Shettin come out to meet you, you're dressed in a ceremonial black robe holding Andicorn's horn out in front of you. Shettin nods wisely (Grettin's not really paying attention, just playing his Gameboy) and smiles and you benignly. "Good work my son. The Ritual of +1 WI can begin. Take this mortar and pestle and grind the horn to dust."
You take the mortar and pestle, carved of magic marble, and begin the arduous process of grinding up the 5 foot long horn. It'll basically take you all day and night. Shettin continues.
"However, while you're doing this, there is a very important thing you must also do. You must..." and before he can finish, Grettin looks up and shouts:
"YOU GOTTA HAVE A THEME SONG!!!"
There's some cheering from the audience: "Yes, a song! Sing us a song!" "You must have one!" "Bueno!"
Shettin, stunned, clears his throat. The hall goes quiet. Shettin looks at his- well, not brother, really? His other face or head or whatever, with a look that's one part disgust, one part pity, one part incredulous. Grettin grins stupidly and goes back to his video game. In the silence of the halls, you hear some bleeps and bloops... sounds kinda like Tetris, actually.
Shettin quietly says to Grettin: "Um, look, you're doing it all wrong. You have to make the shapes fit, I told you this already." Grettin ignores him.
Shettin looks at you: "Uh, anyway, I guess it has been decreed that you must sing your theme song. I had another ritual in mind, but why don't we just save that for later. Instead, you must craft a song about..." he sighs "A song about yourself. Please begin."
Back to town time. Brogg's busy. Mike buys Dave a hankerchief and wipes the drool trickling down his chin. His armor is also just NASTY from days of, you know, basic paralysis. Everyone else?
