8.24.2005
Don Katsu's Unbeatable Fighting Style!
Brogg, I got some bad news for ya. It's your two-attack round and all, but Don Katsu suddenly feints left, feints right, slides between your legs, and comes up behind you, and says: "Now you will see Fox Spirit Tricked You!" And basically he makes you stab yourself with those great attack rolls for 18. That puts you down to 1 hp. He then roundhouses you to finish the job for... well, he missed, so that'll wait til next time.
"Fox Spirit Tricked You! is one of my best moves. But now watch closely, Shi Jukka... I am preparing to unleash my best move of all!"
Marivhon, miss, Dave, you smack the modron good. Mike the zombie finally gets a hit, backstabbing the modron for... wait for it... 1 x 3 = 3 hp. Cinder?
Brogg, I guess that means you teabagged yourself. Say it with pride.
"Fox Spirit Tricked You! is one of my best moves. But now watch closely, Shi Jukka... I am preparing to unleash my best move of all!"
Marivhon, miss, Dave, you smack the modron good. Mike the zombie finally gets a hit, backstabbing the modron for... wait for it... 1 x 3 = 3 hp. Cinder?
Brogg, I guess that means you teabagged yourself. Say it with pride.
