8.28.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
Marivohn - no apologies necessary. I wish I'd thought of that - my god likes ballsy priests.
Of course, the histories are full of Odin being hungover and just smiting the dude, too; Odin's kind of a . . . capricious god, let us say. Yes, my god is capricious, instead of a right bastard who does pretty much whatever the fuck he wants to do.
It's not blasphemy if it's the truth.
But that gives me an idea. I'm having no luck with Don Catfucker the monk here, so I'm going to try to get Grunna going. I'll get a good head of steam and bowl into her - just trying to push her over - and then I'm going to Cause Light Wounds on her ass. If that doesn't do anything, I'll wail on her manacles for a round or two. Clobbering is what Dave, Fist of Odin is best at, after all, and maybe the manacles have a dire hidden weakness to being clobbered.
Let me know if anything looks like it's working.
Of course, the histories are full of Odin being hungover and just smiting the dude, too; Odin's kind of a . . . capricious god, let us say. Yes, my god is capricious, instead of a right bastard who does pretty much whatever the fuck he wants to do.
It's not blasphemy if it's the truth.
But that gives me an idea. I'm having no luck with Don Catfucker the monk here, so I'm going to try to get Grunna going. I'll get a good head of steam and bowl into her - just trying to push her over - and then I'm going to Cause Light Wounds on her ass. If that doesn't do anything, I'll wail on her manacles for a round or two. Clobbering is what Dave, Fist of Odin is best at, after all, and maybe the manacles have a dire hidden weakness to being clobbered.
Let me know if anything looks like it's working.
