8.25.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
... And, there it is. The there that I am at. Oops - I mean there it was. I agree with Brogg - I am so far from there that the there is a dot to me.
I know I wiffed my next attack roll, but Brogg's hurt pretty bad. I would like to subsitute a cure on Brogg - for (BR 6) 8 hp, and then bringing a badger online - oh, so angry - and THEN maybe the wiff. If I get hit in there, I'll take an x-tra heal potion. See how it goes.
Yup. The temple used to be Odin's? Sure, I'm pretty angry about that. I mean, as far as rage goes, that's maybe a plus five to my baseline. Monks breathing fire and shit? Another plus five. Turning one of Odin's chosen babes into an iced tea slave? Plus twenty, easily. Temples come and go, but c'mon. Hot valkyrie babe, first off, and then not even mead, but NESTEA?
But this motherfucker's going to get my metal. They'll have to invent a new MATHEMATICS to measure how on it is, or how much time is in this go. It's ON with a capital O, and then a capital N, and then a capital C-L-O-B-B-E-R for good measure.
Of course, the next round I attack him I kinda wiff, but you know. I'll catch him on the flip side. Maybe someone could take down the dude healing the Master of Gaytarded Flowers?
I know I wiffed my next attack roll, but Brogg's hurt pretty bad. I would like to subsitute a cure on Brogg - for (BR 6) 8 hp, and then bringing a badger online - oh, so angry - and THEN maybe the wiff. If I get hit in there, I'll take an x-tra heal potion. See how it goes.
Yup. The temple used to be Odin's? Sure, I'm pretty angry about that. I mean, as far as rage goes, that's maybe a plus five to my baseline. Monks breathing fire and shit? Another plus five. Turning one of Odin's chosen babes into an iced tea slave? Plus twenty, easily. Temples come and go, but c'mon. Hot valkyrie babe, first off, and then not even mead, but NESTEA?
But this motherfucker's going to get my metal. They'll have to invent a new MATHEMATICS to measure how on it is, or how much time is in this go. It's ON with a capital O, and then a capital N, and then a capital C-L-O-B-B-E-R for good measure.
Of course, the next round I attack him I kinda wiff, but you know. I'll catch him on the flip side. Maybe someone could take down the dude healing the Master of Gaytarded Flowers?
