8.23.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Firebreath? BR 10, so I take 6. Sai attack? BR 17, so I keep my weapon. What kind of gaytarded weapon is a Sai? That's something that a movie monk would use, in her died red leather that really doesn't protect so much as lift and seperate.
Here's a real weapon, babe - the mace. A metal rod with a think hunk of clobbering at one end. Let me show you how it works - with a BR 20, 'cuz I really, really want to show you all the little tricky bits involved with a good clobber. BR 5, plus two, doubled gives 14 points of damage.
Disbelieve that, bitch! Odin may not have the tricky jumps and breaths of fire and shit, but that kind of stuff, I find, only gets in the way of what it's all about.
Being the clobbering, see. The about it is all is the clobbering.
Next round I BR an 18, which hits AC 0, and I do (BR 4) 6 points of damage. I'll drink a healing potion too, which gives me (BR 4) 6 HP back.
Here's a real weapon, babe - the mace. A metal rod with a think hunk of clobbering at one end. Let me show you how it works - with a BR 20, 'cuz I really, really want to show you all the little tricky bits involved with a good clobber. BR 5, plus two, doubled gives 14 points of damage.
Disbelieve that, bitch! Odin may not have the tricky jumps and breaths of fire and shit, but that kind of stuff, I find, only gets in the way of what it's all about.
Being the clobbering, see. The about it is all is the clobbering.
Next round I BR an 18, which hits AC 0, and I do (BR 4) 6 points of damage. I'll drink a healing potion too, which gives me (BR 4) 6 HP back.
