8.20.2005
Brother Dong Is Just Sick Of It, Okay? He's Heard It Already, So Keep Your 'Dong' Jokes To Yourself
Dave, all that talking about angry badgers was hypothetical, yes? The posts just have you rolling to hit, so that's what I'm assuming you're doing.
Okay Marivhon, you kick monk 2 in the nuts for 1 hp. He looks pissed, like he's going to finish the job that monk 1 started! And I'm not talking about varnishing that table that they picked up at the garage sale down the mountain path. Nor am I talking about raking the leaves in front of the MOP's new monestary. Nor am I talking about their Cafe Press website where you can buy souvenir MOP t-shirts that say "Who is the Mysterious X?"
What I am talking about is the job monk 1 did on you for 5 hp. Actually, now that I reread the posts, I'm not talking about that. Uh, monk 2 couldn't give two shits about you and attacked Dave. So nevermind all that. Dave smacks him on the crit fumb for 4.
Brogg decides not to save you and attacks monk #3 for 12 hp! A solid blow, lopping off his right arm at the elbow. Blood gushes out, (blogrolling...), oh, nasty, Brogg, thick arm blood squirts you right in the face. Monk 3 grunts stoically and prepares to retaliate. (With his left arm.)
Dave, you tag-team monk 2 with Cinder and end his poor, celibate life right there like that. It's bad, and involves maces and swords. Monk 2 probably didn't guess he was going to go out like that, but he did. I mean, a guy sits down to play some mah-jongg, sip some Nestea in the basement, doesn't expect a bunch of guys to charge in and butcher him with weapons. But that's exactly how it went down.
Monk 3 on Brogg! Miss. Monks kinda suck. Cinder, got your final attack ready to go, and you and Mike the zombie take down the one-armed monk. It's a real challenge, killing a 1st level one-armed monk. Do you feel like a man now? Huh, do you?
The carnage is over... but it's really just begun! Brogg, the door you closed gets kicked open, and two monks charge out, with two other monks flying overhead! They do flips, bounce off the walls, and end up on either side of you. You're surrounded by four monks! One of them pulls out a stone hammer and says: "I am Chung Wu, Master of the Lonely Earth!" The second says "I am Brother Dong, Master of the Silent Wind!" He doesn't pull a weapon but suddenly sticks out his hands. The third monk does have a weapon, it's a nagi... a nagatana? Nagigata? It's, you know, like a big-ass spear. He says "I am the Master of the Quick Flame, Shi Jukka!" The last monk you might think is another guy, but he suddenly pulls back his cloak, revealing his hooded face, and it's not a guy! It's a woman! She pulls out a pair of sais and says haughtily "And I am Sister Brenda, Mistress of the Deep Waters! Now you die!"
Do it.
Okay Marivhon, you kick monk 2 in the nuts for 1 hp. He looks pissed, like he's going to finish the job that monk 1 started! And I'm not talking about varnishing that table that they picked up at the garage sale down the mountain path. Nor am I talking about raking the leaves in front of the MOP's new monestary. Nor am I talking about their Cafe Press website where you can buy souvenir MOP t-shirts that say "Who is the Mysterious X?"
What I am talking about is the job monk 1 did on you for 5 hp. Actually, now that I reread the posts, I'm not talking about that. Uh, monk 2 couldn't give two shits about you and attacked Dave. So nevermind all that. Dave smacks him on the crit fumb for 4.
Brogg decides not to save you and attacks monk #3 for 12 hp! A solid blow, lopping off his right arm at the elbow. Blood gushes out, (blogrolling...), oh, nasty, Brogg, thick arm blood squirts you right in the face. Monk 3 grunts stoically and prepares to retaliate. (With his left arm.)
Dave, you tag-team monk 2 with Cinder and end his poor, celibate life right there like that. It's bad, and involves maces and swords. Monk 2 probably didn't guess he was going to go out like that, but he did. I mean, a guy sits down to play some mah-jongg, sip some Nestea in the basement, doesn't expect a bunch of guys to charge in and butcher him with weapons. But that's exactly how it went down.
Monk 3 on Brogg! Miss. Monks kinda suck. Cinder, got your final attack ready to go, and you and Mike the zombie take down the one-armed monk. It's a real challenge, killing a 1st level one-armed monk. Do you feel like a man now? Huh, do you?
The carnage is over... but it's really just begun! Brogg, the door you closed gets kicked open, and two monks charge out, with two other monks flying overhead! They do flips, bounce off the walls, and end up on either side of you. You're surrounded by four monks! One of them pulls out a stone hammer and says: "I am Chung Wu, Master of the Lonely Earth!" The second says "I am Brother Dong, Master of the Silent Wind!" He doesn't pull a weapon but suddenly sticks out his hands. The third monk does have a weapon, it's a nagi... a nagatana? Nagigata? It's, you know, like a big-ass spear. He says "I am the Master of the Quick Flame, Shi Jukka!" The last monk you might think is another guy, but he suddenly pulls back his cloak, revealing his hooded face, and it's not a guy! It's a woman! She pulls out a pair of sais and says haughtily "And I am Sister Brenda, Mistress of the Deep Waters! Now you die!"
Do it.
