Brogg:
First off, some errata: I am at 19hp, not 10. I was at 16, took 6 from the Fire Breath, then drank my other Potion of Healing for 9. Yes, I crossed them both off.
Hey, Master Tea, what's with the diaper jokes? Why does it have to be that way? You want to talk smack? I can talk smack.
Here's my Double Dragon Teabag! BRs:17,13. Yes! That's AC -1 and 3. For 8 and 10 points, respectively. Consider yourself Teabagged, Grandpa.