8.28.2005
5 Still Can’t Believe No One’s Boning That Valkyrie
Dave, Cause Light Wounds has no effect on Grunna. Either she's way too butch for a measely 1d8 to matter, or Odin cock-blocked his own spell, or the magic shackles did some magic. You try bashing it with your mace, but the magical metal is too tough for your non-magic mace to affect.
Marivhon, swing and a miss.
Brogg, critical fumble, too bad there brother. Don Katsu steps up to the plate and breaks a couple of your ribs: "Say He-ro to the Sun Orc-man! 6 hp of Greetings!"
Don Katsu waits a sec for Cinder to make a move before finishing off one of you.
5 shakes his head. “I still can’t believe no one’s boning that valkyrie!”
Marivhon, swing and a miss.
Brogg, critical fumble, too bad there brother. Don Katsu steps up to the plate and breaks a couple of your ribs: "Say He-ro to the Sun Orc-man! 6 hp of Greetings!"
Don Katsu waits a sec for Cinder to make a move before finishing off one of you.
5 shakes his head. “I still can’t believe no one’s boning that valkyrie!”
