You've Got Magic!
Good thinking Brogg. Okay, here's the rundown of all stuff that radiates magic. Contains all equipment you guys should have.
Brogg: Rupert's gauntlets
Wand of Deconstruction
Shield +1
Continual light torch
Sarah's robe
Cinder: CF's lute
Sarah's ring
Rupert's gold longsword
Dave: Whorish plate mail of Hyannis, which she'll tell you is +1 plate mail, which is frickin' awesome because it removes the 6" movement suckiness of platemail, plus there's an interesting twist on her initial power. Whenever you're attacked by a new opponent, the armor soaks for you the first 1d(level) damage. Subsequent attacks from that opponent though aren't soaked. The Whore only likes virgins, get it?
Prayer Bead of Double Summons (x2 to all summoning stats)
Mike: Nothing, and you know, Mike's pretty sad about that. Because he feels that he's been an important contributing member of this party, and you know, the whole Vrill murder-zombie thing basically sucked.
Abby: a magic tooth!
So there ya go. Let me know if you think I missed anything, but by my calculations, that should be it. Not bad for a bunch of 3rd level scrubs! Don't let anyone tell you I'm a stingy DM. +1 fucking platemail at 3rd level.
So you guys still need lodging, IDs, and a shitload of cash for training. Any takers?