7.28.2005
Well? Can You?
Okay, we don't need a long battle list now that it's just y'all vs. Andicorn. Truly this has been an epic battle. Carl Ffleudenssen wishes he was here to document it for all eternity in the gracious language of poetry.
We'll start with Dave, because he really was skipped last round if you'll read the posts. Dave, you smack Andicorn good. You knock out a tooth. Andicorn looks down and puts a hoof to his lip, seeing it broken and bleeding. He looks at you and nods evilly, with a look of respect, as if to say "Hmm, you have pierced my defenses and made me bleed. Congratulations warrior. I welcome this challenge, and you have earned a proper burial when I kill you all."
Dave, you then down that healing potion, bumping you back to 14 hp. You're going to need it. Then again, did you have a healing potion on your character sheet? And why did it only do 1d8+1? Healing potions do 1d8+2.
Brogg and Marivhon, you guys miss it up. Andicorn doesn't even notice your existence, brushing you aside with his majestic tail as if you were flies. He then BREAKS INITIATIVE ROTATION TO STRIKE EARLY! (Or, uh, completely coincidentally, just before Cinder.) Dave, he charges you for double damage, a whopping 12 hp! You're back down to 2 hp!!!!!!!
Mike the zombie, hands shaking, tries in vain to hit the Unicorn King, but sends a bolt flying into the cavern wall. "Daaaaaamn" he groans.
Everybody go... Can you defeat the Unicorn King?
We'll start with Dave, because he really was skipped last round if you'll read the posts. Dave, you smack Andicorn good. You knock out a tooth. Andicorn looks down and puts a hoof to his lip, seeing it broken and bleeding. He looks at you and nods evilly, with a look of respect, as if to say "Hmm, you have pierced my defenses and made me bleed. Congratulations warrior. I welcome this challenge, and you have earned a proper burial when I kill you all."
Dave, you then down that healing potion, bumping you back to 14 hp. You're going to need it. Then again, did you have a healing potion on your character sheet? And why did it only do 1d8+1? Healing potions do 1d8+2.
Brogg and Marivhon, you guys miss it up. Andicorn doesn't even notice your existence, brushing you aside with his majestic tail as if you were flies. He then BREAKS INITIATIVE ROTATION TO STRIKE EARLY! (Or, uh, completely coincidentally, just before Cinder.) Dave, he charges you for double damage, a whopping 12 hp! You're back down to 2 hp!!!!!!!
Mike the zombie, hands shaking, tries in vain to hit the Unicorn King, but sends a bolt flying into the cavern wall. "Daaaaaamn" he groans.
Everybody go... Can you defeat the Unicorn King?
