7.03.2005
It's Like "Power Word: Shit Your Pants, Fellas"
Hey Dave, you've got an important message from the bobcat. He wanted me to tell you, remember when you went to town and trained to fourth level and threw that great party and got special training and took 'awesome skills' as your NWP and got some new spells and rolled maximum hp? 'Member?
Neither does he.
You ain't fourth level yet, o my brother, cause none of that shit has happened yet. Rather, you're still 3rd level stuck in this dumb cave with two or more piercers.
Thus, your THACO is still 20. Just wanted to clear that up.
Anyway, you and zombie co. climb up the rope. Abby just kind of floats up. You get to the top, where you see Cinder screaming like a girl, antagonized by two horrible piercers! You summon a badger, who's pretty pissed that he has to come down here in this goddamn cave, when you should be in town training, letting him chill in his lair playing Madden and watching "Hogan Knows Best" on TiVo rather than making him fight goddamn piercers of all monsters. What's next, he thinks. Bullywugs? The carbuncle army? The fucking Cat Lord? And the phone company just called because he didn't get his payment in on time so they're charging him 5 more gp this month. And his girlfriend is fucking late. So he's like this far from totally losing it.
He takes out some of this on the piercer, bapping it for 4. Dave, in three rounds you'll double damage, but until then... it looks like Cinder may be doomed!
Neither does he.
You ain't fourth level yet, o my brother, cause none of that shit has happened yet. Rather, you're still 3rd level stuck in this dumb cave with two or more piercers.
Thus, your THACO is still 20. Just wanted to clear that up.
Anyway, you and zombie co. climb up the rope. Abby just kind of floats up. You get to the top, where you see Cinder screaming like a girl, antagonized by two horrible piercers! You summon a badger, who's pretty pissed that he has to come down here in this goddamn cave, when you should be in town training, letting him chill in his lair playing Madden and watching "Hogan Knows Best" on TiVo rather than making him fight goddamn piercers of all monsters. What's next, he thinks. Bullywugs? The carbuncle army? The fucking Cat Lord? And the phone company just called because he didn't get his payment in on time so they're charging him 5 more gp this month. And his girlfriend is fucking late. So he's like this far from totally losing it.
He takes out some of this on the piercer, bapping it for 4. Dave, in three rounds you'll double damage, but until then... it looks like Cinder may be doomed!
