I Guess They Have To Mail-Order Their Cards
Play forest, tap elves, both land. Play Thorn Thallid.
"Thallid deck, huh?"
"Well I just sort of threw it together. It's got all kinds of stuff."
"We'll see how much of that stuff you get to play before I kick your ass!"
"Cut the shit talking and play your swamp, bitch."
Swamp, attack with knights. Thallid blocks, knights first strike, killing thallid. Piercer frowns.