I Cast "Wall of Unicorns"
Brogg: You grab U11 and make him say his name. "Gr... Grover! My name is Grover!" You then grin evilly, pulling his head back and slowly slitting his throat. Hot horse blood covers your sword and gauntlets.
Cinder: Still
incommunicado. Cinder will miss for his round.
Dave: You smash U12. Right then, you see a little nametag fall off his body. "Hello my name is: ODIN". It reads. A horrible thought goes through your mind... is this an omen? You shake it off and get back to battle...
Andicorn: Dave, the majestic Unicorn King spears you for 8 hp! His golden horn is red with human blood, some of which drips down into his mouth. The Unicorn King grins as he tastes your life's blood.
Romeo: launches his horn at you Brogg... the steel-tipped projectile rips through your shoulder for 6 hp!
Zombie Mike: hits Romeo for a whopping 1 hp.
Battle of the little guys: Marivhon, you kick too high and the pixie flies under your leg. You down the healing potion, healing you to full, but the pixie flies behind you and pierces your neck with his mini-pitchfork for 1 hp! Ouch! You then leap into the air and do a backflip, landing on a crystal pillar balancing on one foot, do a front flip onto another pillar, balancing on one hand, kick downwards, sending the pixie hurtling towards the rock cavern floor, where he SPLATS. The pixie crystal farmer is no more.
You know, this ledge you're all standing on is gross with unicorn carcasses and gore. It's pretty nasty.
HP roundup:
Brogg: 7/21
Cinder: 7/21
Dave: 15/28
Marivhon: 6/7
Mike: 5/13