7.20.2005
Gregory Vrill, EX-Master of the Grito Potion Guild, EX-MPG
Hello there, LOSERS.
Vrill here. You know, it's been a while since you've tried to WRECK MY LIFE and I was just wondering what you were up to. Actually, I could care less. I wanted to tell you to stay the hell away from me. I've quit the Potion Guild, giving up my duties as Potion Guild Master. I've quit the collie business. I don't have a family. I'm not adventuring. There's absolutely no reason for you to attack me. Capiche?
Sigh. But somehow, I doubt that will work. Let me put it another way. Thanks to our last adventure, I'm now 5th level. That's right, and do you know what that means? I've got 3rd Circle spells. And do you know what spell I took? That's right, FIREBALL. So if you come after me, I'm going to fireball your ass, with a -2 to your save because YOU'RE LAME.
Mariv... Moronov... whatever your name is, new guy, here's a private message for you. 1) Monks suck. I'm sorry but it's true. Why don't you try making something useful with your career. Like carpentry or software tech support. You could try: http://www.phoenix.edu/ . 2) Don't adventure with those guys. I don't know what on earth compelled you to hang with them, but I'm guessing it wasn't the, oh, raising of the undead, murdering of innocent women and children, destruction and theft of private property, butchering pets and farm animals, or drunken lewdness. I think you don't know your new 'friends' like I do.
Speaking of which, OH MY GOD I can't believe what you did with my daughter. Killing her wasn't bad enough, that you had to reanimate her head? That is fucked up beyond words, I mean, you guys SEE that, right? What's next, renting her out to bachelor parties?
Anyway, in sum: 1) don't come after me or I'll FIREBALL you, and 2) I hope those unicorns kill you.
Sincerely,
G. Vrill.
EX-Master of the Grito Potion Guild
EX-MPG
P.S. Nice Dungeons and Dragons 'weblog', dorks. Do your moms drive you to the internet cafe so you can jack in, or do you ride your razor scooters?
Vrill here. You know, it's been a while since you've tried to WRECK MY LIFE and I was just wondering what you were up to. Actually, I could care less. I wanted to tell you to stay the hell away from me. I've quit the Potion Guild, giving up my duties as Potion Guild Master. I've quit the collie business. I don't have a family. I'm not adventuring. There's absolutely no reason for you to attack me. Capiche?
Sigh. But somehow, I doubt that will work. Let me put it another way. Thanks to our last adventure, I'm now 5th level. That's right, and do you know what that means? I've got 3rd Circle spells. And do you know what spell I took? That's right, FIREBALL. So if you come after me, I'm going to fireball your ass, with a -2 to your save because YOU'RE LAME.
Mariv... Moronov... whatever your name is, new guy, here's a private message for you. 1) Monks suck. I'm sorry but it's true. Why don't you try making something useful with your career. Like carpentry or software tech support. You could try: http://www.phoenix.edu/ . 2) Don't adventure with those guys. I don't know what on earth compelled you to hang with them, but I'm guessing it wasn't the, oh, raising of the undead, murdering of innocent women and children, destruction and theft of private property, butchering pets and farm animals, or drunken lewdness. I think you don't know your new 'friends' like I do.
Speaking of which, OH MY GOD I can't believe what you did with my daughter. Killing her wasn't bad enough, that you had to reanimate her head? That is fucked up beyond words, I mean, you guys SEE that, right? What's next, renting her out to bachelor parties?
Anyway, in sum: 1) don't come after me or I'll FIREBALL you, and 2) I hope those unicorns kill you.
Sincerely,
G. Vrill.
EX-Master of the Grito Potion Guild
EX-MPG
P.S. Nice Dungeons and Dragons 'weblog', dorks. Do your moms drive you to the internet cafe so you can jack in, or do you ride your razor scooters?
