Freak Out Is anybody else getting the freaked-out blog layout today? With like the giant grey background? Hey Marivhon, you don't have to keep posting the Descent into Depths URL in each of your posts. I'm reminded of a retarded kid who keeps saying "HI MY NAME IS STEVEN! HI MY NAME IS STEVEN!" Maybe it's a browser thing? I dunno, but according to the post log you posted twice, once just an empty post with Descent into Depths as the title, maybe that's what's fucking everything up?

Anyway... okay Marivhon, you climb down to the crystal cavern. Sure, there's lots of stuff down here. Mostly a lot of large pretty crystals- four feet tall, one foot around jutting out of the floor. A couple are even suspended in midair! You see a fairy gardener tending the crystals who seems very upset. The one foot pixie in overalls flies over to you with a little pick he uses to clean the crystals and attacks! "En garde!" he yells, and stabs you for 1 hp.

Meanwhile, back upstairs. Cinder, you whine enough and Dave cures you to full. Dave, okay, you double summon a pair of angry badgers. Ya, the bead is one shot, so it bursts into ash. The badgers are pissed that one, what's that other badger doing over there? I mean, you have a hard day at the office, the old lady's yelling at you because you're smoking too much and why don't you ever take her out to dinner anymore? Then you get called back to fight some UNICORNS for fuck's sake, and meet your evil twin. The badger(s) just can't take it and go berserk on those unicorns.

Time out. It kinda seems like the blog has been posted into the sidebar. Maybe some html code is fucked up, like there's a or something missing.

Okay, because there's just so many fucking attackers, let's do this serially. I'll graciously let all you guys go first (except for zombies), then all the unicorns. Besides, we don't really do initiative anymore anyway.

Abby: floats around.
Badger 1: 6 attacks on U1. HOLY FUCK, 4 hits and one 20, he turns it into glue.
Badger 2:3 hits on U2, dusting him.
Brogg: tries to attack Andicorn, but another unicorn leaps and interposes! 7 hp to U3.
Cinder: tries to hit Andicorn with flaming oil, but U3 interposes again! Aflame and dead.
Dave: summons a crazy bobcat. Bobcat smacks U4 for 3 hp.

King of Unicorns: recognizes the evil and terror of the badgers, hits badger one with horn, dispelling it!
Romeo: nods seriously, pulls out his crossbow, shoots Dave for 5 hp, platemail soaks 1.
U1: DEAD
U2: DECEASED
U3: RIP
U4 (wounded): smacks badger two for 4 hp
U5: Dave, whiff
U6: badger two for DOUBLE DAMAGE 10 hp!
U7: Cinder, hit, 3 hp.
U8: Brogg, whiff.
U9: Mike, hit, 5 hp.
U10: Dave, whiff.
U11: Brogg, horned for 1 hp.
U12: Dave, hit, 3 hp. Your plate mail soaks 2.

Zombie Mike: shoots U4, killing it.

HP update.
Brogg: 16/21
Cinder: 18/21
Dave: 25/28
Marivhon: 6/7
Mike: 5/13

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