Don't Fuck With The San Cristobal Potion Guys
Okay Brogg, you smack Salisbury for 11 more hp. He's a little tougher than Yellow Snow, though, so he ain't dead yet. Salisbury retaliates by horning you for 3 more hp. Dave, Ponce the leader turns on you and attacks! AC: 1, huh? Ponce rams his horn right into your armor, chipping off the tip but not doing any damage.
"Ouch," says Ponce. "Bit my tongue there... damn that smarts."