7.25.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
Oh, there's a smackdown coming, Andricorn. Your days of terrorizing the good people are over, and shit.
Actually, I don't care if you've been doing any terrorizing or not. I just love the clobbering, and you've got my apple.
Oh wait - I'm sorry - you've got TWENTY of my apples. That's right, bitch, taste the double damage! Which is . . . BR 4, +1 for the mace, +6 for ST, +1 for Clobbering . . . umm, carry the one . . .
No no, it's 12. Doubled to 24 points of pain, wrapped up nicely in my mace and delivered personally to your head. Ha!
Actually, I don't care if you've been doing any terrorizing or not. I just love the clobbering, and you've got my apple.
Oh wait - I'm sorry - you've got TWENTY of my apples. That's right, bitch, taste the double damage! Which is . . . BR 4, +1 for the mace, +6 for ST, +1 for Clobbering . . . umm, carry the one . . .
No no, it's 12. Doubled to 24 points of pain, wrapped up nicely in my mace and delivered personally to your head. Ha!
