Dave, fist of Odin
God
DAM that Andricon, dispelling my summoned buddies! Next round I pop an Aid on myself and drink my Blitzkreig potion. Then, I go after Andricorn, and really, all I want is to hear him in pain before he dies.
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
BR for Aid: 4, so 6 temp hp and a bless.
BR for CN: 2, so CN goes up to 17 for another 4 hp.
BR for ST: 4, so ST goes up to 19, I think, unless we've got the % shit kicking. I don't know what mods that gives me. +1 to hit +2 damage for ST 18? +1/+3 for 18/01? +3/+6 for 19?
BR for DX: 4, so DX goes to 5. Umm, I think that's an AC penalty of 2, right? So my new AC is 3.
And then, like I said, the clobbering on Andricorn. What's his AC? There might be some interposing going on; but fuck, I've got a certain narrowness of focus when it comes to the clobbering, you know?
If I get lagged, my next to hit roll is 15, which hits at least AC 1. Damage? Why, it's BR 5+1 = 6, + ST bonus. Let me know.