Brogg:
Oh wow, that seems like a really good idea, Yellow Snow. But I have a good idea too, how about I SHOVE MY BROADSWORD THROUGH YOUR EYESOCKET!?
BR:16, that's AC:0 on Yellow Snow! And BR:4, 9 points of damage!
Half-narwhale?! Are you freaking kidding me?! Taste the fury of Grisbane, pony!