Brogg: Whoa, another Wisdom point?! That is great!

Alright, speaking of Unicorns, it was selling my golden unicorn horn that got me the 500gp to give to Cinder. And it was worth it. Just listen to this:

Lady Elf, Lady Love
90% resistant to my charms
And so blest by Heaven above
She can ride Unicorns

God that Ffleudenssen is great. I should have listened to Mr. Greggs, my fifth grade music teacher, and become a bard.

But, Grisbane calls! And he has called upon me! I tell the Elders Grettin and Shettin that they won't be disappointed. Andicorn is on his way to the glue factory. I most humbly thank them for their audience and for their confidence in me.

I then go back to the guys and try to convince them of the importance of this quest. -Cinder, Mike the Zombie, Dave, Fist of Odin, and uh, Abbey, Grisbane has charged me with a most valiant quest, and their are many spoils to be had! I know that Greg Vrill has really, really cheesed us all off, but I think that he is quite some distance away. His payback is long overdue, but please, grant me the favor of your company and skills upon this quest!

Are you with me my brothers?! Oh, and sister?!  ¶ 10:25 PM