AWESOME ALPHABETICAL ORDER Abby: Yells "AAAUUHGHGHG!"
Badger 1: IX-NAYED
Badger 2: brilliant round of furious damage. Goes INSIDE U5, shreds intestines, comes out mouth.
Brogg: destroys U6 with a solid WHACK. Yeah, U6 gives his life for Andicorn.
Cinder: shows off his horrible THACO.
Crazy Bobcat: two paws of pain. Wounds a corn.
Dave: attack, finished what the bobcat started on U7 with Odin's blessing.

King of Unicorns: dispels super badger 2 with his magical giant horn.
Romeo: roundhouses crazy bobcat then grabs him and hurls him down the waterfall into a magical crystal, causing fantastic CGI explosion. Bobcat everywhere. Pixie mad.
U1: DEAD
U2: DECEASED
U3: RIP
U4: BADGERED INTO BLOODY PULP
U5: FUCKING GROSS MESS
U6: BROGGED
U7: NEGATIVE.
U8: Dave, miss.
U9: Brogg, miss.
U10: Cinder, hit for 3.
U11: Dave, miss, goddamn these crappy unicorns.
U12: Dave, hit, finally, for 4, armor soaks 1.

Zombie Mike: rolled below his THACUNICORN.

HP update.
Brogg: 16/21
Cinder: 15/21
Dave: 22/28
Marivhon: 6/7 (we're still waiting to resolve the monk vs pixie combat, now 1 round behind)
Mike: 5/13  ¶ 6:46 PM