6.19.2005
Hero Donkey Punches the LG Priestess
Nice move Cinder.
You sneak up behind the Lawful Good priestess and backstab her. Or really, it's more of a 'donkey punch'. In any case, she takes the 4 and loses her spell. Looking pissed, she turns to you and pulls out her mace! She clocks you for 3! You have 7/16 now.
Dave, Lord Rupert's sporting some new plate mail that looks pretty familiar! He's got his turd-shaped tabard over it, but you recognize some familiar dings. There's more, though... the plate mail occasionally seems to have a soft glow about it, and you think you hear in your head the commanding voice of... the Whore of Hyannis! In Rupert's plate mail! "Help me, great cleric of Odin," says the mace-mail.
Ogre John sticks Rupert good with the bladed staff, basically breaking off the blade in Rupert's armor. Rupert retailiates by doing a kickass move. He feints left, jumps up onto the railing while Ogre John smashes the staff into the ground, causing the whole scaffold to shake. Balancing on the railing, he does a backflip behind Ogre John, then swings his sword of gold high, backwards, in a single stroke beheading the ogre. He holds that pose for a second while time seems to stop, everyone admiring his amazing technique. He does a 180, and kicks the ogre's dead body- still standing- to its knees. Lady Sarah kisses him, and he turns back to you, Dave.
"Ha! Yes!" yells Vrill over the lightning. "See? See what you get for hanging around with those guys? Death! Big death! Death is what you get!"
You sneak up behind the Lawful Good priestess and backstab her. Or really, it's more of a 'donkey punch'. In any case, she takes the 4 and loses her spell. Looking pissed, she turns to you and pulls out her mace! She clocks you for 3! You have 7/16 now.
Dave, Lord Rupert's sporting some new plate mail that looks pretty familiar! He's got his turd-shaped tabard over it, but you recognize some familiar dings. There's more, though... the plate mail occasionally seems to have a soft glow about it, and you think you hear in your head the commanding voice of... the Whore of Hyannis! In Rupert's plate mail! "Help me, great cleric of Odin," says the mace-mail.
Ogre John sticks Rupert good with the bladed staff, basically breaking off the blade in Rupert's armor. Rupert retailiates by doing a kickass move. He feints left, jumps up onto the railing while Ogre John smashes the staff into the ground, causing the whole scaffold to shake. Balancing on the railing, he does a backflip behind Ogre John, then swings his sword of gold high, backwards, in a single stroke beheading the ogre. He holds that pose for a second while time seems to stop, everyone admiring his amazing technique. He does a 180, and kicks the ogre's dead body- still standing- to its knees. Lady Sarah kisses him, and he turns back to you, Dave.
"Ha! Yes!" yells Vrill over the lightning. "See? See what you get for hanging around with those guys? Death! Big death! Death is what you get!"
