6.20.2005
Dave, Fist of Odin
What I REALLY want to do is send my critter buddies towards the bitch who Geased me, and her husband, and that Vrill cocksucker. I want that whore back, and I don't care if she's in my mace, or my armor, or my motherfuckin' jockstrap - I miss the crazy bitch talking in my head when there's clobbering to be done!
Yes, that's right. Vrill likes the choad. I mean, everyone knows it - doesn't matter if he was married, had a daughter - he's still a polesmoker. Hey - I'm not judging, I'm just saying that he is, you know?
Or was. Was, 'cuz he's going down. Going down harder than he used to! Get it?
Anyway. I want the badger and bobcat to fuck Rupert up, and then work on Vrill. If I can't send my support critters towards the juggies and Vrill, they're off towards the kid and the undead bitch, and whoever's rolling with that crew.
I also want to cast 'hold' on Vrill, Rupert, and Sarah - and that's a -1 to their saves for only three targets, yes? - but if I feel like I can't do that then I drink my Potion of Heroic Rage. And then I go for Sarah's holy symbol - I want to grab it, and smash it, and make her cry. And then, in order, I'll fuck up:
a) Rupert, 'cuz of what he did to my lady mace
b) Vrill, for being a complete and utter cockmonger
c) Sarah, for that fucking curse, or geas, or whatever
d) Anyone else that isn't Brogg, or Cinder, or Mike (our Zombie Friend), or Abbey, or a crazy bobcat, or an angry badger.
Let me know how it all goes down. I roll an 18 on my save. Rob - you need any other rolls from me? Next round, unless I'm too angry, I'll drink a healing potion.
Yes, that's right. Vrill likes the choad. I mean, everyone knows it - doesn't matter if he was married, had a daughter - he's still a polesmoker. Hey - I'm not judging, I'm just saying that he is, you know?
Or was. Was, 'cuz he's going down. Going down harder than he used to! Get it?
Anyway. I want the badger and bobcat to fuck Rupert up, and then work on Vrill. If I can't send my support critters towards the juggies and Vrill, they're off towards the kid and the undead bitch, and whoever's rolling with that crew.
I also want to cast 'hold' on Vrill, Rupert, and Sarah - and that's a -1 to their saves for only three targets, yes? - but if I feel like I can't do that then I drink my Potion of Heroic Rage. And then I go for Sarah's holy symbol - I want to grab it, and smash it, and make her cry. And then, in order, I'll fuck up:
a) Rupert, 'cuz of what he did to my lady mace
b) Vrill, for being a complete and utter cockmonger
c) Sarah, for that fucking curse, or geas, or whatever
d) Anyone else that isn't Brogg, or Cinder, or Mike (our Zombie Friend), or Abbey, or a crazy bobcat, or an angry badger.
Let me know how it all goes down. I roll an 18 on my save. Rob - you need any other rolls from me? Next round, unless I'm too angry, I'll drink a healing potion.
