Dave, Fist of Odin Aw, Geez.

The whole time during Mark's speech, I was grinning all crazy like, and caressing my mace. So that Ogre bitch got two hits in before anything else?

No, I don't think so. I mean, Rob, you're the DM and all, so if you say the Ogre's hasted and shit, well . . .

But as soon as there's clobbering, that's kind of my job, you know? And I take pride in my work.

I take pride to the tune of a 17 to hit! And Bloggroll a . . . 4 for damage, which with the mace is a five. Heh! Take it to the bridge!

Okay - on the second round I'll clobber, if I go first (I roll a 15 and a 6 for hitting and damage, respectively) - or if not, I heal myself, and then bring our friend the Angriest Badger online. Wait - what's that? Do I hear the Ogre asking me to bring it? I am shocked - truly, I would think that a clobbering with a mace and then an Angry Badger would be enough for a party. Ah, well. Allow me to bring a Crazy Bobcat the next round. That is the it that I shall bring.

Then maybe some healing, and some more clobbering. Rob - after the critters, it's healing and clobbering, depending on the situation.  ¶ 3:52 AM