This is some bad bad shit
Dave: So, just to recap - there are some guards, that we can probably take down.
And on that tip - I want to grab something heavy - a broadsword? a chamberpot? a brick? I don't particularly care - and in my rage and fury smash the guard that's wounded bad, and then the guard that's not wounded so much.
But then - Brogg's down. Zombie Mike is elsewhere, and probably down. Cinder's poisoned, and going down. I'm fine-ish, but geez! We've got to get out of here! And I've got pants and no spells...
After the guards go down I'll bandage Brogg. Let me know what happens. I miss my plate mail.