Know A Wight By the Wight-Hair
Down you go, uh, descending into depths.
Cinder, nothing funny about the door except that above it carved in stone it says:
ENTER AND BE DAMNED. I guess that's not exactly funny either.
Dave, rusty zombie mace acquired. Doesn't look too good. You guys open the door...
Your torchlight illuminates the chamber beyond. It's larger than the tomb upstairs, and seems to consist of just one large, hexagonal room. This room is lavishly furnished with tapestries and braziers and stuff like that. In fact, it looks more like a throne room than anything else, especially because there's a big-ass throne in the back. Immediately after opening the door, you see and hear the occupant of this room.
He's a big, hunched over guy who rises from the throne. He wears a tattered cape, carries a fantastic mace, and has huge, crazy hair and a huge crazy smile. He looks undead, in fact you guess he's probably a wight, and thus this must be Dwayne Reddings, cursed priest of Cuthbert.
"yes... Yes... YES!" he cries as soon as you open the door. "I have long waited to feast on the living. My trap long since set has been sprung, and you are the flies caught within my calculated webbing of deceit! With
this" he thrusts out the mace in his right hand "I shall cave in your skulls! And with
this" he holds up his empty left hand "I shall level-drain the hell out of you and with
this" a large silver ring with a black stone twinkles on the fingers of his undead left hand "I shall summon my legions from beyond the grave! Come! C'mon and serve me again! Now to your DOOM!" The ring twinkles, as mentioned, and... a zombie is gated in! Dwayne Reddings steps down from the throne and he and his new zombie pal approach.
Reddings automatically wins initiative, monologuing and summoning a zombie. Go ahead and do something.