Dave, fist of Odin
This Dwayne guy has a mace that I'd like. He called us pussies. He mocked my god.
If ever I have been enraged before - I am truly the fist of Odin today, and what I know is that this undead bitch is going down! I tell Dwayne that, by the way, as I grab the dagger out of the air and I cut him with it - non-proficient? I just don't care.
I roll a 3 to hit. Ah, well. Hey Brogg - Cure Light Wounds spells hurt the undead. You know what I'm saying? I got the AC, I'm going toe-to-toe with this guy - dodge and weave, is what I'd suggest. I'll sacrifice a couple of levels to put his ass down! Nobody - I mean, NOBODY - calls Dave, fist of Odin a pussy and mocks my god.