Dave, fist of Odin
No god is above him, hunh? Well, no-one's angrier than a priest of Odin, bitch!
I douse Dwayne with Whiskey, and set him on fire. Then I summon the angriest, craziest Bobcat I know. That's right - M.S. Johannan 3 is in the house!
Then - I dunno. Probably a Cure Light on his ass...
For my Whiskey, I roll a ... 16, and for the torch, a . . . 17. Yeee-hah!
Although, maybe a flaming wight is a bad idea. Ummm, Cinder? Magic arrows?
If Dwayne's on fire, I'm gonna wait until he burns down a bit before trying to smack him upside the head with my cure light wounds. I dunno - maybe I'll try smacking him with the Zombie's mace first . . . When it comes around on the guitar, I roll a ... 15. No lie - is that blogroller broken? I've been getting some hella sweet rolls on it...
I sure hope the thief's got something going on with his bow, 'cuz otherwise we're a bit on the fucked side, here...
Hey - and summon angry Bobcat (or friends) isn't on the old-school 1st level priest's list, I see. Neither is Charm Person or Mammal. Rob - what's the call on that? An angry Bobcat is pretty sweet, especially with the graphic - should I keep the spells as I took 'em? Can I take 'Spiritual Weapon' instead of Charm? (Kinda cheesy, I know...)