Dave, fist of Odin
Well, this motherfucker's going DOWN.
For the dice-off, I roll an eight. Bring it, I say!
For my turning check, I roll a 20. That's right. Nat 20!
Like I said, there's a certain way this dude is going, and it involves towards the center of gravity. For those keeping score at home, the direction is down. My to hit roll for next round? A 14. If I hit, I do 6 points (d6+1 - I blogrolled a 5...)
He's going so far down it's like a bad dream, where not only is it like he's falling, but there are ninjas chasing him as he plummets. DOWN!