Dave, fist of Odin
Here we go, chummer. Dwayne's going down so hard that every direction for him will be up. I roll with this dagger . . . a 20! In your face, fuck-o! I mean, I actually do intend to stab him in the face, and my leet rolling skills will back that up.
For damage, I roll a 3. +1 for magic, +1 for Str (15 gives a +1 damage - we're not playing basic here...) so 5 points of knife wound. Times two for the crit? How we playing that?