Dave, fist of Odin
Aww crap - Mark, are you LG? Geez. I suppose I'll just be CN or CG then. But I'm claiming that flask of everfull ale, and taking 'heavy drinking' as my non-weapon proficiency. Plus a potion of healing, potion of polymorph self, random potion (I roll a ... 90). Whee! For hit points, I get a ... 7, +1 for my CN bonus so 8 more hp or 22 total. Did we get some cash? I want to buy a big shield, and perhaps a magic mace if we've got the loot.
I'm secretly upset about freeing the kobold slave. What if we sent him to work as a 'farmhand' or something on our farm?
I'd like to go check out that cemetery before following Vrill or whatever else we're doing - are you with me?
Are you with me?