Brogg remembers the Alamo:
Sweet picture, Ed.
I thank my rodent friend and tell him that as soon as the situation is under control, I will obtain his meat.
Rob, I grab the guard's broadsword, which is also my weapon of choice.
Standing ready, I hurl the cobblestone at the first person that comes through the door!
Dave, Fist of Odin, this might be a good time for a crazy bobcat.