Descent into Depths!

DiD lives on.

2009-01-25T11:54:00.002-05:00

A new hope.

Behold

2007-11-12T08:41:00.001-05:00

Sprechen Die Wahrheit

2007-10-16T13:04:00.001-04:00

Or is it?!

2007-10-10T13:31:00.001-04:00

Yes It's Really Over

2007-10-08T11:45:00.000-04:00

Theodore Koppel, Shopper

2007-09-05T15:54:00.001-04:00

Oh yeah!

I buy some trash bags, a gallon of milk, and a copy of "Huskies".

Theodore Koppel, Skeleton.

2007-09-05T10:29:00.000-04:00

Oh, I also get a torch, and some flint and tinder.

Can I get a water-tight case for that flint and tinder?

Theodore Koppel, Skeleton.

2007-08-24T10:30:00.000-04:00

I buy a mule, a 10' pole, a lantern, and 50' of rope.

Oh, I also get some low soft boots.

Dag

2007-08-21T12:27:00.000-04:00

Retconning a bit...

I don't follow Ted through the mirror, but rather, I write "The land of Naked Albino Midgets" in the book and go through THAT mirror.

Now we're talkin'

Don't Worry, I'll Save This Blog

2007-08-20T21:52:00.001-04:00

What happened to the mic?

Yo I bent this.

Like my Bentley

Cuz after 32 beers and a fifth

I didn’t even see that tree.

Walk with me

While I rip this

Quickly

I got more sense than Fifty

My rhymes earn my recompense

While my beats make the milk pillows jiggle

Like lil chillun

Dancin to the Wiggles

I get all the pussy,

Like Biggles-

-Worth, from Peru to Perth

Actually, all over the Earth.

Theodore Koppel, Lich Overlord

2007-08-20T13:16:00.000-04:00

Not so fast.

I point the bone wand at myself and command: SKELTONIZE BITCH!!!!

Ha ha ha!!! I am a Lich!!!

I then commence scaring children.

Theodore Koppel

2007-08-19T22:27:00.001-04:00

Got a quarter?

2007-08-17T19:14:00.001-04:00

The End

2007-08-17T19:12:00.000-04:00

Okay, Troll Doctor becomes a skeleton. You command him to fight the other trolls and he does. You roll some dice and do some damage and win the fight. You explore the dungeon and fight some monsters and get some treasure and there you go.

Outside, the world turns and decays. You go on a quest somewhere. You return home. Eventually, you die.

Somewhere, a new challenger approaches, and solves the campaign and wins.

2007-06-12T23:43:00.001-04:00

I'm with Dag. I should be able to figure some stuff out given my NWPs right?

Dag

2007-06-12T14:29:00.000-04:00

We gotta get this station running again. I say we go down and reboot Calliope. I scrounge around for another backup generator in case we need one down there. I inspect the sub a little further. Is this thing big enough to fit us all? IQ check BR6, WI check BR 4. I feel pretty confident that we can get down to the Deep Sea Station... AutoNav seems like a no brainer. Who's with me?

In response to: "Return to: DeepStation Aea? Y/N:"

I answer Y.

Azoth

2007-06-12T01:17:00.000-04:00

Do we still have all our money?

Spells memorized: 3 CLWs and Hold Person. That oughta come in handy...

Speak-n-Spellz

2007-06-12T00:31:00.000-04:00

I guess it'll just be easier if I roll the spells, since I've got a list and you don't. I'll use the number of spells you gave, plus Read/Detect Magic. Here ya go:

The Spellbook of Rupert Belvedere
First Circle: Charm Person, Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Enlarge, Hold Portal, Light, Nystul's Magic Aura, Read Magic
Second Circle: ESP, Leomund's Trap, Scare
Third Circle: Infravision, Tongues

Seriously, I rolled up all those gems randomly. The only spell worth describing is Scare, which affects one dude, saving throw negates, and for 3d4 rounds, it trembles and won't attack unless cornered. Of course, anybody who's 7th level/7 HD or higher is totally immune.

Good luck brave wizzard@!

...

Az, plate mail, nice shield, and staff taken. In answer to your question, Ezekiel says:

"Hell if I know. Sorry pal, I'm stuck here until somebody kills me. Gods operate on a totally different timescale than you mortals, so I wouldn't worry about a thing."

...

Guys, go ahead and rest a night for spellcasters to regain spells. Threnody, remember that you actually need to roll to learn all those spells, 75% chance per spell. Let's just say you all hang out here until Thren tries to learn all those spells... many days go by. You can fish and Purify sea Water as necessary.

Threnody, you're 4/4 ftr mage. Your xp: 9901 / 10891 xp

...

Okay, here's the results of exploration...

1) The tower is as before. I don't want to retype all that shit, so if you forgot what's here, do a blog search. Sorry but I'm lazy. The place is looking surprisingly old and weather-beaten since last you've been here, and all the scaffolding and construction work is gone.

The sea is stormy... no boats in sight. During your time here, the storm never lets up. You kinda miss the sun.

2) The Weather Monitoring computer seems to be turned off. You have trouble restarting it, but eventually find a backup generator and reboot the damn thing.

WeatherVane 3.1 (tm)

Error: 0x01f

Rain gauge malfunction

Error: 0x11a

Failure to calibrate

Please contact a service representative

Thankyou for using

2007-06-04T13:52:00.000-04:00

I'll take that crit, BR:7.

Ok... I've got 1hp and two attacks. I bring it! BRs:10,20.

DOUBLE DAMAGE!!!!! For... 6 points. Take it BB!

If that drops that Bugbear, I Mirror Image myself. Is Barnabas still in sight?

The Mindflayer

2007-06-03T19:17:00.000-04:00

Yes this is The Mindflayer broadcasting directly into your brain from within my satellite. I’m orbiting the dogstar cause I’m serious and direct braincasting is serious business. I’m on a direct rendezvous for the moon of Saturn and I am completely undefeatable.

Now let me tell you a little something.

Rockin this business seven days a the week

My eyes on the end and I’m feelin fatique

Get outta work, to the crib I will sneak

Lookin for ladies, a right propa freak

It’s Friday night an I just got pizzaid

Goin to the club lookin just to get laid

My style’s explosive like Osama’s grenade

Rollin up to the club in an 08 Escalade

New hat, new threads, new kicks on my feet

My outfit is sweet and elite and complete

Clips fulla hunneds, cuff links bring the heat

And I’ll be hittin those bitches like my name is Rose Pete

Kickin brannew MJs, didn’t take the tag off

Gittin tipsy on 40s and a shot of Smirnoff

Party’s turned on and the beeper’s turned off

Tactics is gettin racked bitches vis-à-vis Hasselhoff

Leanin back at the bar, just walked in the door

Spy a spry filly bootyrockin the floor

Bending on over, oh shit she bend more!

She the canonic’ example of the bitches j’adore.

Beat’s hella thumpin and I’m chattin up she

Come on little mama have a drink on me

Bouncer’s my homeboy, drink tickets is free

Let’s take this here party all up V.I.P.

My rhymes will persuade you

My footwork will amaze you

My b.a. will surprise you

With all the things I will buy you

Maneuvas in place for the enda the chase

I’m sizin up honey all uppa en face

But o shit when she smile the game was debased!

Her teeth hella nasty rockin big metal brace!

I said “O shit! O I’m sorry! Shit lookit the time!”

An I made a fast exit from the scena the crime

But thass the life of Mind Flaya, True Playa n prime

Another day, nother dollar, more bitches, new rhyme.

Threnody

2007-06-03T03:22:00.000-04:00

IQ check vs. Anaconowlbear? 14. Makes it handily.

I have a bugbear on me? I believe I have two rounds to catch up, and then I'll post two more rounds.

My plan is to fire on my bugbear until he or she drops, and then on that illusionist. It sounds like we tried to parlay and were denied, so now I've got some stuff to do.

BR 7, 12, 8, 19. Those all hit AC 5 in close combat, AC 6 to illusionist range. (BR 2, 5, 3, 5) for 4, 7, 5, and 7 points of damage.

I'm pretty sure that drops a bugbear somewhere, and then further hits are to the illusionist.

And here's two more rounds - BR 3, 16, 9, 13. Probably three hits: (BR 6, 1, 5) for 8, 3, and 7 more points of damage. If the illusionist goes down or does something tricky, I fire at other bugbears.

BUT - if any foes go invisible, I cast detect invis and keep shooting.

Bugbeared 2

2007-06-02T01:19:00.000-04:00

Two more rounds. Here's what gives. Go ahead and take two more rounds everyone.

Dag, you get a crit fumb from the Bugbear, but after that, the anaconda drops you heavy.

Az, weird. Same thing, one crit fumb from Bugbear, one massive blow dropping you too after some more anacondabear squeezings.

KT, two save vs. spells as Barnabas casts on you. One of those is from a Chromatic Orb that also does 5 pts of dmg. You & spiderbot drop your Bugbear though.

Theo... Bugbear gets a crit fumb on you too. Fucking A Blogroller sux today. You get nipped for 3 though.

Thren, Bugbeared for 1.

Az: CON 5/14, hp -7/15
Dag: -6/36 hp
KT: 21/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 1/18
Threnody: 7/15 hp