Jeez already. I roll a 5, +1 for dex. Man, I just posted yesterday.
Now check this out everybody, cause it could be sweet depending on how I roll.
Potion of polymorph lets me change forms as many times as I like for the duration of the potion (It's in the DMG, I already checked).
Cinder yanks his sword out of Vrills gut and walks around to face him. "Sorry Greg. I got two claws and a bite that say it all ends here." With that, Cinder transforms himself into the shape of an Owlbear, and...
BR:18, BR:15 BR:4(damn. bite missed)
Damage:= 1 and 2. That's 3 total.
Hmm. I hope that's enough to drop him. That's the problem with one-liners. They kind of suck if you don't follow it up with the goods. I typed the speech first and told myself I wouldn't erase it no matter how I rolled. Either way, Vrill's still got a fuckin owl-bear up on his jock.